From and Inspired By: Fifty Shades of Grey

Well, Christmas just came for a lot of horny middle-aged women.

Bondage opera and former Twilight fanfic Fifty Shades of Grey has opened in theaters, with Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson reportedly sharing zero chemistry and overall being uncomfortable with one another. Sam Taylor-Johnson (Aaron’s mom wife) directs.

I can’t say I’m excited for this movie but I am definitely curious so I will be watching after the hype dies down a bit (expect a review sometime next week).

What’s definitely worth getting excited about is the soundtrack that accompanies the film, so I wanted to share with you what I consider the best, sexiest and/or coolest tracks.

I haven’t been able to stop listening to this one for several days now. Damn you, Ellie!

And one of the sexiest songs I’ve ever laid ears on. It’s a miracle that my pants are still on.

So, what did you think? Have any favorites from the 50SOG soundtrack? Will you go watch the film on opening weekend?