Dear Diary: I’m an undersexed housewife…

… or at least it seems that way, judging on how much I liked the heavily-anticipated trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey.

I’ve never read any of those books (or any erotic novel, for that matter) but now I’m surprised at how much I enjoyed seeing Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan stare at each other in sexual tension, set to a killer new version of Queen B’s “Crazy in Love”.

Oh, and those final scenes: woof! 

So yeah, I think I’ve turned into a middle-aged woman who likes mommy porn. Great!

Fifty Shades of Grey is coming to a sex dungeon cinema near you on Valentine’s Day (how fitting!) and stars Dornan, Johnson, Jennifer Ehle, Marcia Gay Harden and Rita Ora. It’s directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson (husband Aaron is rumored to make an appearance).

So, are you looking forward to this one? I wish I could say I wasn’t, but I so am.