The Tourist 
I would’ve preferred (and thought I was getting) a thriller that was both stylish and cerebral. I got a lot of the first, and none of the second. In the dumbed-down, dull The Tourist everything is so over processed and digested, it’s like you’re watching CliffsNotes for a better, far more interesting film. Even with a good (but mostly good-looking) Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, as well as gorgeous Venetian scenery, The Tourist is practically charmless.